Guys should be happy with their dicks. An average dick is about 12-15cm erected. Considering the size:height ratio, our dicks are pretty long compared to a gorilla(4cm!)

Cock Physics(created by yours truly):

E=mc2

The erection size is the mass of the penis times the cock length squared.

Schroedinger’s penis

If there is a penis in a pair of pants, we have no way to know whether it is erect or not. Therefore, it’s is both limp and erect at the same time. When we zip open the pants, we only see one of the possibilities as the wave function collapses.

Heisenberg uncertainty principle
You can only measure the velocity of the penis up to a certain point before the position of the penis is affected, and vice versa. There will always be a degree of uncertainty when you measure a penis

Quantum Penis
Penises are not the fundamental cocks but are actually made of smaller particles called “farks”. “farks” do not obey classic physics, and therefore there was a new science called Quantum Penis created during the 1900’s during Bohl, Einstein and Schroedinger’s time

Some people have no manners at all. haiz, have to even resort to threats wor. Please la, you’ve done it 2 times when you can just ask politely.

No1. The internet is a public domain. If some people want to upload something already on a public webpage for everybody’s viewing, it’s their business. The police can’t do anything

No2. You only care about yourself. Isn’t that obvious enough?

No3. i think I can classify your messages as threats. I wonder what will happen, if everything was blown up….hm? Of course, I would be a losing end as I’m a boy, oh well. But you get the point

No4. You’re a SOB. Must you get your way in everything? I think that you have poor ability in organizing, being a leader, and being a friend. Please go off and be a job that can’t hurt people. Like a middle manager or on a helpdesk.(cannot clean toilet, skarly contaminate toilet bowl)

That’s all I have to rant for one day.

As some of you may not know I have ADHD, which according to Wikipedia is:

“Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) (sometimes referred to as ADD when only inattentiveness and distractability are problematic) is, as indicated by research, a neurological disorder initially appearing in childhood which manifests itself with symptoms such as hyperactivity, forgetfulness, poor impulse control, and distractibility. In neurological pathology, ADHD is currently considered to be a persistent and chronic syndrome for which no medical cure is available.”

SIMPLY PUT “I daydream a lot and I am damn forgetful“

Stages of education:

What phase EG: “What is a cell?”

How phase EG: “How does a cell work?”

Why phase EG: “Why the fuck am I learning about cells?”

Where phase EG: “Where can I find a job regarding cells?”

LOLOLOL

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/759/saayairieee6.jpg

Guess the girl’s age:

a.11
b.14
c.13
d.16

Answer: b. which is crazy because she’s a friggin large B-cup/small C.

DOTA VID SO GODDAMN FUNNY
topped by tsang sheng’s “cum 5 times” post. Maybe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbpgpPdaa74

Must make it mandatory viewing for all inhouses

I just realized for every anime I watch, there usually is somebody I insanely feel attracted to. Argh. This is so wrong.