Weather’s so hot nowadays. Have to bath 2 times, maybe up it to 3.

Terrible pressure for Geog, Mr Chua once said my answers were “bingo, genius” Haiz.

Damn afraid I answer wrongly(ie. wrong content)

Its very easy to mix things up when in exam, high stress+similar sounding stuff thrown at you.

Gonna burn some books after O’s man! lol

When a man is naked-and doing what could be regarded as the pinnacle of adulthood, he reverts back to a mere child, wanting his mother’s, a woman’s, comfort.

When a man and a woman who do not know each other physically come together, they are both teacher and student, parent and child.

As different as the moon and the sun, yet intricately linked together.

On a totally unrelated note, screw chem.

On another unrelated note, here’s something i wrote

The dryad did not hear the “whoo, whoo” of the massive hook as it swung through the air.

The dryad did not smell the odour of the decaying flesh as it lingered in the air, like a stain that refused to go away.

The dryad did not see the gaping maw, salivating at the though of the smooth, succulent flesh that awaited it.

With a “whoosh” the meat hook flew through the air, and embedded itself into the body of Aiushtha. Spurts of arterial blood spray out of the wound, and the Enchantress screamed out in pain. Blue balls of light, known to the humans as Wisps came out from the ground and the trees to tend to the fatally injured dryad, but it was all in vain. As the dryad was slowly dragged to the huge, trap-like jaws of the Butcher, she blacked out, this being a fortunate event for she did not have to endure the pain of being eaten alive.

His job done, the Butcher retreated, to wait for other fresh meat…

Roy(thinking):Shall act cool…

TS:Oh my gosh, something’s getting hard.

Mavis: AHHH something’s getting hard!

Pan Jie: It’s hard like this, folks.

Boy: I’m sorry I said somebody else’s name last night!

Girl: You’re sleeping on the floor tonight!

胜者为王
别说失败是英雄
虎落平阳
也有机会会成功
胜败无常
可比起落的太阳
再现江湖
掀起恩怨的波浪
惦在这个纷乱的世界
甲人咧输赢
每一个黯淡的深夜
有谁人看见我的孤单

Yeah…

Megane(Glasses):

I say, the pair of glasses does for the face, what the bra does for the bosom. It obscures it, yet attracts attention to it. However, if you have a fugly face it doesn’t help, but since 2d is perfect thats a non factor.

I’m most likely to be getting a Gold in NAPFA. After all these years. sniffsniff.

currently watching Engine Sentai Go-onger. Theme song is so catchy, cleared my nervousness before NAPFA(coz my sit and reach CMI de, very heng just nice C)

Thanks to Barry and Feng Mao for the wonderful photo book.

Thanks to Shadow for the coin bank.

Thanks to everybody who said Happy birthday

=D=D=D

SMSES THAT COULD’VE CHANGED THE WORLD

1. Dun let big wood horse in. Inside=greeks.

2. Tell ang mohs dun point guns @ sea. Japs on bikes @ Causeway liao.

3. Romeo, Juli8 not dead! Dun gabra – Friar L.

4. Raffles, not sure abt dat island u proposed. Bit small n smelly. – Lord Hastings

5. Saddam, stop bluffing abt WMD, wait dat cowboy really come n bomb us, den we all how?

6. Sang Nila, chk Wikipedia oredi. Animal u saw not lion: tiger. Island shd b name Harimaupura instd.

7. Dunno why, but I dun trust dat small Austrian fler mit der Chaplin mustache. He a bit gila lai dat.

8. George, really h8 dat Jar Jar fler in Ep 1. Can dun put him in?

9. Chief, palefaces coming with 3 ships to colonize u. Dun fren them. Dey tink ur Indian.

10. Jack, dun go on dat Titanic ship. 2moro got anor ship wif casino. Better.

11. Urgent! Dun let MSK go toilet alone, k? Skali he cabut den we all kena.

12. Ed says ‘8Days’ cannot. Wait ppl tink we donno how many days in 1 week. Change back to ‘7Days’.

13. PM, remember: laksa, not mee siam, k? Gd luck! – Spch Wrtr

The password protect thing is quite fun. lol

Anyways, I swear, I wont disappoint my mother.

Midyear gogogogo

However I’m still not studying. Have to rely on pure guts to get grades then.

The post below is meant to be humorous, however it also has a purpose.

After reading weijie’s post, I feel I disagree with him in  groups. Here’s a more accurate naming for them. lol

There’s the J-shit coalition, the Janna gang, the Manga reading society, CBs(Cherie’s Bu4s) for the girls. There are drifters within the girls, being alright with crossing over the borders.

For guys, it’s even more disparate. generally  guys are in pairs, or trios.  These pairs then congregate together to form the groups. The groups are usually

Uncle Johnny’s old men gang and the Fun-Sized Kids. The rest will pick a group to join or stay in their pairs.

Sometimes I wonder, was it that we gave up on the class bonding thing or that we never seriously tried in the 1st place.