Vladimir Putin facts

Putin patrols Russia’s borders once every hour. Without his shirt on.
The Berlin Wall collapsed after Putin stared at it.
When the Hulk gets angry, his shirt gets torn apart. When Putin gets angry, mountains are torn apart.
They said Kim Jong Il suffered from a stroke. That is if you consider meeting Putin a stroke of bad luck.
Putin knows all martial arts known to Man.
Putin can get the thirteen wonders in mahjong when all the wind tiles have been discarded.
The Siberian Tiger became an endangered species after Putin took a walk to Siberia.
Nobody is perfect. But then, nobody is Putin.
Putin drilled for oil in Russia. With his bare hands.
Wonder why Putin wears sunglasses? Have you suffered from 3rd degree burns before?
Catholics ask the Pope for guidance. The Pope asks Putin for guidance.
Putin plays Monopoly with real money. The minimal value is 1million USD.
Putin taught Chuck Norris how to roundhouse kick.
Jacob wrestled God and got injured. Putin wrestled God and God was injured.
God said “let there be light” and Putin fired his nuclear missiles.

Grades

The only As and Bs I have ever seen in my JC life are those on girls. =/

Discuss the importance of religion in society today.

Religion has always been a hallmark of humanity. Even in prehistory, humans banded together because of shared belief. The priestly caste later evolved into the kings and advisers of the common people. However today we live in an age of unprecedented secularism. Many intellectuals of our time doubt the importance of religion. This, in turn, has led a backlash of fundamentalism and renewed religious fervor around the world. They argue that religion is still relevant to society today. I find that debatable.