On SAJC

Not enough chio J1s. There I said it. What goes around comes around. Haha. Yeah, my class isn’t exactly paradise, but that’s unavoidable with the small sample size (14girls in a class of 20, although I’ve now changed class).

Where have all the handsome guys gone? To Poly(examples as the Comely Looking Hunk) Hehe Actually SAJC has quite a few good looking guys from my point of view(examples include the Bukit Panjang Govt High guy who worked in Meritus Mandarin)

Guess the theme of this post!

Should be fairly obvious

By the way, I’ve updated my About page. lol

taiwan girls!!

What are your opinions?

Taiwan, Hong Kong, China, Malaysia

Which one has the best chicks?

went to eat some free ice cream on the 29th….

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SEE HOW KIASU SINGAPOREANS ARE!! JUST A FREE CONE. FUCKERS

Went for fun.

PKS and his mom queued, so I got to taste some choc ice-cream

End verdict? Not worth the effort. Lucky I never queue.

Bah, just another confirmation of the Singaporean stereotype. Got queue jiu queue

btw, i think hai sing watever school the girl standard better than ours. Ours is SBS. Sai Bu School! yeah!

The chorus from the song Low my version!

Dedicated to of course, FM.

(song available from H0lyn00bie’s blog)

Her long eyelashes
Tanned skin’s delicious

FM spends his days lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Don’t you know, she’s

Jessica low low low low low low low low

Them short PE pants
And the Converse with the stripes

She makes FM hot, but FM’s courage lacks [Ayy]
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Jessica low low low low low low low low

Yay for Xiao Mei Meis. Yay for XMM models.

This one was born in 1994.

Why does Kang Kiat have a XMM+meganekko(specs wearer) while I don’t?

I demand the ruler of this universe to give me a chance with one too! AND STOP MAKING ME SEE HIM AND HER WHEREVER I GO. rofl. Seriously, on escalator, then walking out of arcade, then walking out of MRT keep see them. =.=

then Shawn, when I gonna take a photographic souvenir push me away. Haiz. sad life.

Pro-tip for girls: Can’t attract guys? Not sure of what to do? Just think of Tata young’s El nin yo “I need rain, rain rain” It’s been proved through many years of study that the simple compound H20 not only styles your hair for free, it also makes a girl in school uniform uber hawt.

Not coincidentally, what I’m listening to is the same song.

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Now playing: Tata Young – El Nin-Yo!
via FoxyTunes

女人心，海底针

What this profound Chinese phrase means is that understanding a female’s heart is like trying to find a needle in the ocean.

So, today, I tio called Mutated Hamster by the SB(Kelly Lim) who takes the same bus as me. Very long never tio called le, so I was actually pretty happy. LoL. I called her fat newb back.

Oh, and A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS! on the Relatively CB girls of 3EP list.

1. Jess L.
2. Cherie W.
3. Cheryl P.

Thanks to netball. I noticed some post-netball radiance by Jess L. Like an aura which her look tremendously good. I need some good art of sweaty, satisfied and glowing girls. Wait, that just sounds like I need pics of happy sex. o.O

The aforementioned girl is also my mother. ‘Coz she’s yilu’s mom, and my mom is her mom. o.O

Also see that the top3 are Bio students. Another reason that Bio>Physics

That is all.

If only the speckies in my school looked like this:

or this:

or this:

or this:

And lastly some sleeping girls ^_^

oh and this song is nice. First Love by Utada Hikaru. Usually not a fan of sappy songs, but this is some good stuff