Posts tagged ‘girls’
Price
A man goes up to a woman and strikes up a conversation with her.
Halfway through, he says, “If I give you a million dollars would you sleep with me for 1 night?”
“I think I would.”
“Would you sleep with me for 5 dollars?”
“Of course not. Who do you think I am?”
“We’ve already established who you are. Now we’re discussing your price.”
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My life is no longer interesting enough to have anecdotes, so I’m sharing what I’ve read before to you.
On SAJC
Not enough chio J1s. There I said it. What goes around comes around. Haha. Yeah, my class isn’t exactly paradise, but that’s unavoidable with the small sample size (14girls in a class of 20, although I’ve now changed class).
Where have all the handsome guys gone? To Poly(examples as the Comely Looking Hunk) Hehe Actually SAJC has quite a few good looking guys from my point of view(examples include the Bukit Panjang Govt High guy who worked in Meritus Mandarin)
taiwan girls!!
What are your opinions?
Taiwan, Hong Kong, China, Malaysia
Which one has the best chicks?
went to eat some free ice cream on the 29th….
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SEE HOW KIASU SINGAPOREANS ARE!! JUST A FREE CONE. FUCKERS
Went for fun.
PKS and his mom queued, so I got to taste some choc ice-cream
End verdict? Not worth the effort. Lucky I never queue.
Bah, just another confirmation of the Singaporean stereotype. Got queue jiu queue
btw, i think hai sing watever school the girl standard better than ours. Ours is SBS. Sai Bu School! yeah!
The chorus from the song Low my version!
Dedicated to of course, FM.
(song available from H0lyn00bie’s blog)
Her long eyelashes
Tanned skin’s delicious
FM spends his days lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Don’t you know, she’s
Jessica low low low low low low low low
Them short PE pants
And the Converse with the stripes
She makes FM hot, but FM’s courage lacks [Ayy]
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Jessica low low low low low low low low
Why does Kang Kiat have a XMM+meganekko(specs wearer) while I don’t?
I demand the ruler of this universe to give me a chance with one too! AND STOP MAKING ME SEE HIM AND HER WHEREVER I GO. rofl. Seriously, on escalator, then walking out of arcade, then walking out of MRT keep see them. =.=
then Shawn, when I gonna take a photographic souvenir push me away. Haiz. sad life.
Pro-tip for girls: Can’t attract guys? Not sure of what to do? Just think of Tata young’s El nin yo “I need rain, rain rain” It’s been proved through many years of study that the simple compound H20 not only styles your hair for free, it also makes a girl in school uniform uber hawt.
Not coincidentally, what I’m listening to is the same song.
