Reproduced from a blog.

Sort out your priorities beforehand.That is to say, before you start looking for a girl, you should have a general idea of what you’re looking for

Ask yourself: what do YOU have to offer? There are plenty of useless idiots out there, so what makes you different from them? You’ve got to work with what you’ve got, and chances are that you have SOMETHING to work with–if you don’t, then man, improve your fucking self. And remember, this is what you have to offer, something useful you have to give the other person, and as such, you shouldn’t be arrogant about it. Because that’s really, really unattractive. Which brings me to….

Confidence: DO YOU HAVE IT, MOTHERFUCKER? If you don’t have enough of it, everyone will outright think you are a pussy and a drain on society. If you’ve got too much of it, you will repel other people entirely. Personally, I define confidence as knowing that there are people who are probably much uglier/dumber/etc. than you, but at the same time, there are probably d00dz who are much more awesome than you are; it’s knowing that you’ve got something to offer, that you’re not a useless sack of shit, but being humble about it.

Realize that you’ve got flaws and that she’ll have flaws, too.

Chances are that even if she’s got zits or is on the chubby side, you’ve got bacne or a micropenis or something. And even if you don’t, my point is that your focus shouldn’t necessarily be on the physical, and that double standards are very unfair.

Before we’re males or females, we’re humans. Just because she’s got a vagooo doesn’t mean that she’s an alien species. For both males and females, there are a lot of stupid ones, but don’t let one dumb chick or one asshole guy take away your regard or respect for either gender. Just like guys, women like conversation, like people who treat them with respect, [and] like sex

The key to forming a lasting relationship with anybody is not being afraid to be honest (but tactful), encouraging the other person to be honest as well, and trusting each other. Common interests are important, or at least a foundation of friendship is. And the real trick to getting a girlfriend? Just being a decent person. If you’re going to insult her for being a woman or constantly offend her, then why would she want to be with you? Conversely, if she constantly did or said things to hurt you, would you want to be with her? There’s a difference between being able to joke around and being an obnoxious bastard with no tact.

*cough*hopefully this will be helpful advice for any guy out there*cough*

Catching pokemon

How to catch a Charizard.(or the pokemon of your choice)

1. Throw rocks at it
Throwing rocks may scare away the Pokemon, but, how to get its attention? Of course you have to do something. So throwing rocks and slightly humiliating it will do greatly. Pokemon need tough trainers, and not sissy trainers who let Pokemon do everything. Just don’t overdo it or it will be scared and run away.

2. Throw some food
Throwing food will allow you to get closer to it. Of course it also increases the difficulty of catching it, but without offering it something, it would be wary of you. But do not give it too much food. Giving it too much food will make it think that you are just a “free food” machine and nothing more.

3. Train on low level pokemon first
If you’re a level 6 bulbasaur, you can’t possibly go fight a Charizard right? Practice on weedles and ratattas. Of course, they are different types and levels, so got different strategy to take it down, but the gist is there.

4. See many pokemon
The more pokemon you see, the more you will get used to the Charizard (or whatever pokemon) and the more you will discover how to catch the Charizard. Pokemon will also like popular trainers who are “confirmed” to be good trainers. Thus, what you want to do is to know as many pokemon as possible, so that your real target will be attracted to you more. It also allows you to grind your levels.

5. Read guides
It’s like when you get stuck, you need a walkthrough from gamefaqs.com right? So must learn from experts who know how to catch pokemon and are seasoned trainers.

Infer from this, please.